But unfortunately, Charlie just doesn’t seem interested.”Bob flipped over in his chair and start rolling on the floor laughing.Mary looked hurt. “So you don’t want to dance with me?”Bob took a deep breath, “Oh God no, I’m sorry Mary, I would LOVE for you to be my dance partner. I’m laughing at the idea of Charlie dancing!”He began rolling in laughter, continuing, “I take it none of you has ever seen him dance? Okay, let me try to explain, just imagine this. Take a sheet of ice, put a man on it with hard shoes trying to dance. Okay, now imagine plugging him into a light socket.”Mary came to my defense and scowled, “Charlie can’t be that bad ... Can he?”Bob stopped laughing for a second and tried to clarify himself. Or so I thought. “No, he’s not that bad, he’s worse!”Linda smacked him on the arm. “That’s just mean, Bob.”Bob put on a straight face. “I know, I’m sorry ... The truth sucks,” as he started cackling again.Wanting to change the subject and help Mary, I said, “Mary, I’m sorry. She came again and cried as she promised me she wouldn’t tell Candy.That incident was after the first week I’d been with Candy. Candy didn’t know it, but I was fucking Cindy almost as much as I was fucking her. Cindy would either follow me out to my car or lure me into the small bathroom they had in the basement. She always had someplace we could do it after Candy wasn’t looking. And she was always telling me she loved me. And of course, I told her I loved her too.I was shocked that Candy never figured it out. Cindy must have told her one day because she stopped talking to me about a week after my mom caught us with my cock in her mouth.I told you I was a cad.Now let me tell you about Jennifer.Jennifer was one of those pre-lesbianism feminists. She was studying law or some such thing. She used to go on and on about how she was going to bring down the patriarchy in court. And then she was going to make sure the Supreme Court of the United States was entirely made up of women. I wasn’t.
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